Dear Mr Flu Bug

Dear Mr. Flu bug,



First off I say Mr because a women knows better than to give another women something as nasty as you. I fear that you may be trying hard to take over my immune system. So I just thought I'd let you know now that you are not welcome.



You may think you have won the fight, by not letting me enjoy any of my food today. But I guarantee that you will loose the war.

Kindly not interested in you,
Alecia